We've been attacked my mutants! HELP!

In one of my old post I mentioned that in my house, ants really loved Listerine. Apparently they still do. Only now they're more vicious. They crawl into it, frantically trying to drown themselves in the blue liquid. So I did what every sane person would do. Drowned all the ants then shook the bottle real hard. At least they died in mirth.

Seriously, I threw the bottle away. But then the ants turned to the soap. Maybe it's their new diet.

Lately my partner and I found out that the mosquitos in our house have evolved into something more annoying--they now have the ability to fly without buzzing. The disgusting part is, when they bite us, they emit no sound. But right after they feed, they intentionally buzz near our ears as if saying, "Thank you for the wonderful meal!"

Several days ago isman shouted, "Nna! Look! There's a rat eating a gecko!"

I rushed to his side, hoping to catch a live entertainment in the house.

"Hey! Wait a minute! Isn't it..." I hesitated. We both exchanged looks.

"My God! It's a gecko eating a gecko!" He exclaimed.

From partying ants to canibal geckos. I won't be surprised if I see a dinosaur sauntering nearby in near future. With him watching too many Godzilla movies and practicing the way Godzilla howls, anything is possible.