I Met a Happosai... and Not Proud of It

The incident happened while I was traveling on angkot, two days ago. I was heading home, feeling worn. I sat on the front. Somewhere along the way, an old man stopped the angkot. He chose to sit in the front. Suddenly an image of Happosai (a character in the anime Ranma 1/2, a lecherous old man) came to mind. Not knowing for sure whether it was a true sight or just an imagination (I can be fanciful at times), I shrugged it off.

Then I noticed that the man glanced at me several times. Uh-oh. It seemed like a bad sign. Within a minute or two I was quite sure he was going to initate a coversation and...

Old Man: Where are you heading, Dek?
Me: (Cringing upon hearing the tone when he said "dek". So intimate and full of innuendos.) Um, home.
Old Man: So you live nearby?
Me: (feeling defensive) Well, sort of.
Old Man: Just returned from campus, I s'pose?
Me: Oh, no. Graduated years ago.
Old Man: Ah, so... you're working? Where?
Me: (Adding quickly before this lame conversation led to action) I'm also married. Happily married. (with emphasis) I also have a son. My family is everything to me.

Thankfully I had reached the destination. I stopped theangkot before he was able to say anything.

Somehow I got a vision that he'd do nasty things if he was given the chance. Well, I wasn't born yesterday!